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SOOO, over the last few weeks I've been saving various funny facebook statuses of my FB friends! MAYBE you'll even see your own below...

If there's a Stanky Leg dance.....is there a Stanky Breath shuffle? In case somebody walks up on you with breath like used textbooks and old earring backs...

‘s new game plan is to marry for money.

is wonderin if Day 26 is the day of the month that Day 26 cycles start?

is so pissed she ripped her pants tryna put on SOCKS!!!!!!

dropped a suicide bomb fart and forgot his girl was laying there beside him. I almost took us both out

My college economics class had a big test. We all needed a scantron sheet, but some people forgot some. I had an extra one and this really hot girl offered to buy it for $1.00. I said I'd give it to her for her phone number. She looked around and asked "Does anyone else have an extra scantron sheet?"

was at the doctors office today and the doctor asked me, "have you been having any sexual relations"? The first thing that I blurted out was,"you mean with other people?".