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SOOO, over the last few weeks I've been saving various funny facebook statuses of my FB friends! MAYBE you'll even see your own below...

If there's a Stanky Leg dance.....is there a Stanky Breath shuffle? In case somebody walks up on you with breath like used textbooks and old earring backs...

‘s new game plan is to marry for money.

is wonderin if Day 26 is the day of the month that Day 26 cycles start?

is so pissed she ripped her pants tryna put on SOCKS!!!!!!

dropped a suicide bomb fart and forgot his girl was laying there beside him. I almost took us both out

My college economics class had a big test. We all needed a scantron sheet, but some people forgot some. I had an extra one and this really hot girl offered to buy it for $1.00. I said I'd give it to her for her phone number. She looked around and asked "Does anyone else have an extra scantron sheet?"

was at the doctors office today and the doctor asked me, "have you been having any sexual relations"? The first thing that I blurted out was,"you mean with other people?".

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WHY WON'T THIS GO AWAY!!!!

OMG. why won't this word go away from the English dictionary?!?!

HATER!

Consider this a PSA:

1. In order for someone to "hate" on someone there has to be something for them to "hate" on! Therefore if you are doing NOTHING in your life but sitting around playing video games all day and sleeping until 2 pm, THEN just because someone says they don't like your shoes doesn't mean they are HATING ON YOU! BECAUSE there is NOTHING for them to HATE ON!

2. Just because someone disagrees with something doesn't mean they are a hater! This just means that their brain is working the way that God intended it to because they are able to form their OWN opinions and they aren't afraid to VOICE THEM!

Quit saying this word and just agree to disagree! Everyone knows that I have an opinion and WILL voice it! Soooo....if I get called a hater ONE MORE TIME! I will kindly direct that person to this PSA!

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I PASSED THE BAR!!

Bar Results were released on Monday, August 31 (the day after my 25th birthday!!). I'm happy to report that I PASSED! I started working as an attorney the next day...lol.

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I'M BACK!!!

SOOOO I know I've been MIA the last couple of months! Well, I'm back!

I took the Bar on July 28-29. UMM NO COMMENT! lol. The results will be at my house any day now!! I'm so nervous I can't sleep at night!

Let's see.....after the Bar I went to New Orleans, Puerto Rico, and Vegas. All within 2 weeks lol. I'm getting ready to go to the beach for my Bday this weekend! I'm gonna be 25! OMG, crazy!

I don't have anything "juicy" to write about! Life has been GREAT, Drama free!!! Oh, except I found out my Mom has Breast Cancer. The day I came home from taking the Bar my parents told me. She'd known for over a month but decided not to tell me because they knew it would effect my studying. That was a shock to say the least. But she's doing well!

If you follow the blog then you know my friends and I dubbed this year "The Year of the Gentlemen"....so as for an update on that....well now that it's about to get cold outside the men are coming back outta hiding! lol. So I think are prediction is right so far. I've gone on more dates and things this year more than ever before! It's been fun!

Other than that...it's time to get my license renewed (WOMP) and I FINALLY sent for my passport (which I was supposed to do a longggg time ago) LOL (those were kinda random, but that's all I have to do right now!)

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Life Happens....

It seems as if so much is going on right now...but in actuality nothing's going on at all...

I've deactivated by FB account to concentrate on studying for the Bar. It's July 28-29 and I MUST pass or I'll bury myself in a hole! lol.

I graduated last Sunday from Law school! The 3 years of hell are OVER!!! YESSS! I thought back to when I graduated from high school and college and everything that has happened since then. MANNNN....life happens!

I am such a planner and if there's one thing I've learned it's that you can't plan LIFE! Life is going to happen regardless if you plan or don't. And it might happen according to your plan or not. What I'm trying to do now is to accept that my law plan was MEANT to happen because it HAS....but some other things I'd plan that haven't happened aren't supposed to right now!

I guess "life happens" has the same meaning as "everything happens for a reason." The hard part is finding that reason! Honestly, it's a blessing if you EVER find the reason why some things happen the way they do.

I hope one day that I'll truly understand why my life has happened the way it has. Til then......I'll just keep believing that THIS is the way it's supposed to be....

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GO VOTE!

Heyyyyyyy, I need everyone's help...

Remember the Spotlight I did on B. Logan? Well, he's in a Sean Jean contest and needs YOUR VOTE!

Go to:

http://www.seanjohn.com/contest/

LOOK FOR THIS PIC of Brandon:

THEN VOTE! You can only vote ONE time, for ONE person! So make it count and vote for him!

THANKS!

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TV!!!

SOOO, by now you should know how much I LOVE TV! Welp, I've come to find out that I like the oddball characters on reality TV.

MTB4

Ok, SO I'm Team Q! LOL....no I'm not delusional! I seriously think those boys ganged up on him! Sometimes people go through things in their life and they handle those things differently (ie maybe they don't wanna talk about it, or they seclude themselves). Well, I think Q always meant well and I can see how he thought that the 4 other guys were ganging up on him! No one eve pulled him to the side, privately, and talked to the boy! Hell, had that been me I would have LEFT the group!

The Bad Girl's Club

Team Ambers! Ok ok....NOT saying that I'd hang with the Ambers in real life...actually I wouldn't hang with any of the girls on there! BUT, I think the "fab 5" or whatever are a bunch of punks! First of all they follow each other too much...none of them has their own mind to stand up for what they believe in. Next, the Ambers didn't do a damn thing to them! They just liked doin their own thing...soooo....let them! And when them girls put Amber's clothes on the roof and on that tape I would've gone to jail!! Just the thought that someone had the audacity to go through my stuff makes me CRINGE!

College Hill

I never actually watched College Hill until this season. I'm .....Team Kyle! Yep, that boy is HILARIOUS! So many people say that he's ignorant...etc...and he might be...BUT it's TV! I mean how many people can say that the show would be half as entertaining without Kyle. Plus, he reminds me of Mr. Brown from Madea (with his ashy knees) lol. I'm all about positive/quality TV...but I'm also a realist....and that SHIT IS BORING (take note of Harlem Heights!)

oh yea....and I was Team DANGER on For the Love of Ray J...sorry guys...she may have mashed the homies...but I truly believe Ray J was really into her! Hell, he was screwing her from jump!

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I do Believe she has LOST her mind!

The pic speaks for itself! CASSIE HAVE YOU LOST YOUR EVERLASTING MIND?!?!

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Are you Serious?

SOO, apparently there's a new Chia Pet! (I've always wanted one of those! lol)

It's the OBAMA chia pet...*smh*

I mean seriously???

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I'm just sayin'!

SOO, I had to get this OFF my mind! Now, I've NEVER written a blog about ANYTHING having to do with Greek Life.....but there's a first time for everything right?

Well, I'm just wondering what has happened to people having a meaningful process? Like these days all you have to do is look good on paper! Good GPA, good recommendations, etc. and you'll get the call that asks you to be apart of whatever organization! But one thing a piece of paper DOESN'T tell you is someone's character, ambition, determination, attitude, and willingness to WORK for something they believe in!

Whatever happened to hard work? Whatever happened to "good things come to those who wait?" or "nothing worth having comes easy?" Have both of these sayings and mentalities gone out the door? These days people aren't willing to work at ANYTHING! There's so much more to gain from a process and different experiences! Things that CANNOT be taught from a book!

And people, I'm NOT talking about being kicked, beat, or whatever else. I mean WTF does that teach you except that the shit hurts? I'm talking about how to endure situations, think on your feet, respect those who came before you, learn DEEPER knowledge about your actual CHAPTER that isn't in a book, bond with your linesisters, be vulnerable, let your guard down, come out of your shell...etc.

Hell, I got the same amount of sleep when I was online as I did when I was bringing my Neos in....and that was NONE! I had to pass the same knowledge I had on to them! Knowledge that couldn't be gained from ANY book! Knowledge that had been passed to me from those before me!

Now, all anyone is interested in is having people on the "yard"....who cares if their quality or not! Maybe they should carry around their "quality applications" to prove they are good people because they were definitely NOT judged on anything else.

Things take time people! Some things just CANNOT be learned in DAYS! And if you want it bad enough then time shouldn't matter! But I guess as one of my Linesisters said to me...."Jennifer, they just don't make 'em like us anymore."

Hell, you GOT that right!

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"All the Single Asians?"

So a few Asian girls from Yale got together and did their own re-make of Beyonce's Single Ladies..LMFAO.

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Whew!

This song sums me up on SOOOO many levels right now! whew honey! Anthony, I feel you hun!

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I'm BACK!!

SOO, I've been gone from the blogging thing for a minute!! SO SORRY! I've seriously either not had anything to write about or I was just being lazy and didn't want to write!

I just got back from my Spring Break trip to Vegas. It was fun! I won some money then spent it! lol. The day I got back home was the 2 month mark for GRADUATION!!! I'm too excited! These last 3 years of law school hell have been interesting, but I'm certainly MORE THEN READY for it to be OVER!

I graduate on Mary 24, 2009 at 3pm!!! YESSS. However, no I get absolutely NO break! My Bar Prep classes actually start BEFORE I graduate AND continue until I take the Bar at the end of July!! So, my break comes in AUGUST because that will be the month between the time I take the exam and the time I get the results!

I'm literally traveling EVERY single weekend in the month of August!!! I can't wait because it will be MUCH deserved! 10 hours of studying EVERYDAY (7 days a week) for 2 months is going to be exhausting! BUT, 2 months for the rest of my life seems like a fair trade off!

So, I'd appreciate everyone NOT calling me and asking me if I'm going to the next big party or I wanna do dinner...whatever...cause the answer is going to be NO! I have my whole life ahead of me to do all that! BUT now it's time to be SERIOUS!

Say a prayer for me yall!

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A once in a Lifetime Trip to the GYM

SOOO, Ryen went with me to the gym today! WOW, she hasn't been to the gym in at lest 5 years! lol. Well, the plan was to do 45 mins of cardio then 1 hour of strength training with my personal trainer.

Here's how the convo. went when she got to my house:

Me: Are you ready!?!? (laughing)

Ryen: ughhhhh

Me: So we're going to do cardio first and you'll probably get bored since you don't have an iPod.

Ryen: What's cardio?

Me: HUH? (as I start laughing)

Ryen: I mean is that like stairs and stuff?

Me: um yea. I do the elliptical though.

Ryen: What's the elliptical?

Me: OMG, are you serious?

hahahahahahahaha.

Well we get to the gym and start our cardio. We both did well despite the HOT ass gym that refuses to turn on the air right now! ugh.

SOO, the next hour was with Marcus, my trainer. We started with abs which killed BOTH of us. Then we did legs, and both of us did good. Then it was on to arms! LMFAO...Ryen couldn't hang. She had to take her weight down to 3 pound weights! And Marcus upped mine to 15 :-\

Well by 2 I felt like we'd be in the gym FOREVER! But Ryen you did better then I thought you would...LMFAO!!!!

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SoRrY

SOO, sorry for not staying on top of these blogs! Mid-terms are here AND I have blogger's block! When my brain starts working again I'll be back! LOL

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